My in-box gets pretty cluttered with junk, but here is a real bit of gold I may try to live by . . . if the “Pearl” will let me.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story. . . .
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We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side (note these are all numbered “1”—on purpose):
1. Men are not mind readers (first and foremost rule).
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.