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Eavesdropping key to pre-election prediction

Eavesdropping key to pre-election prediction

I took in the all-candidates’ meeting out in Hooterville the other night and it was predictable to say the least. Obama and McCain were at their best (whoops, sorry, wrong election).

The candidates visiting Drizzle Creek District were arrayed across the front like a bunch of convicted terrorists awaiting the firing squad. The assassins were scattered throughout the audience trying to get their jabs in at the victims they didn’t support while deflecting criticism from their own favourite.

Bombast and hyperbole were rampant. Even the candidates were slinging a bit of mud.

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