AUSTIN, Tex.—Phil Mickelson hit a simple chip toward the hole that never stopped until it was off the other side of the green and into the water.
Jordan Spieth felt a gust of wind as his tee shot was in the air and began pleading for it to get down.
He only stopped talking when he heard the crowd cheer and saw the ball two feet from the hole.
Brandt Snedeker, meanwhile, brought a touch of class to an exasperating at the Dell Technologies Match Play.
He watched Andy Sullivan roll a putt to within 2 feet of the hole—only for the wind to blow back seven feet away.
Snedeker gave him the putt to halve the hole.
“Pure class,” Sullivan said.
It was pure chaos yesterday at Austin Country Club, where 30 m.p.h. gusts raged through the edge of Hill Country and made conditions so brittle and blustery that holes were won with bogeys.
And it was just as wild trying to keep score thanks to two more players withdrawing.
Soren Kjeldsen and Alex Noren won their groups—one round before group play is even finished.
Rory McIlroy took the day off, and he's already guaranteed the weekend off.
The wind had nothing to do with a domino-effect of withdrawals that allowed Kjeldsen and Noren to get a day of rest today.
One day after Jason Day withdrew because his mother faces surgery for lung cancer, Gary Woodland pulled out because of a personal family matter.
He was scheduled to play McIlroy in the second round. And while McIlroy was conceded a victory, he was eliminated four hours later when Kjeldsen won his second-straight match.
Kjeldsen was to play Woodland in the third round, so he was assured of winning the group at 3-0.
And so ended McIlroy's week—17 holes on Wednesday when Kjeldsen beat him with four-straight birdies, no golf yesterday, and a meaningless match today.
All that's left is for McIlroy to decide whether to play the Houston Open next week (he has played just 13 competitive rounds this year).
Noren, meanwhile, had an easy time over Bernd Wiesberger for his second-straight victory.
He only had to beat Francesco Molinari today, but then Molinari withdrew with a wrist injury—assuring Noren a 3-0 record and a spot in the knockout stage this weekend.
Molinari pulling out also eliminated Wiesberger and Thongchai Jaidee, who get to face each other today with nothing at stake.
Along with two players already advancing, 23 players from the 64-man field already are mathematically eliminated.
Spieth stayed in the game with a 4-and-2 victory over Yuta Ikeda.
They halved the 13th hole with double bogeys when Spieth hit into the water and then Ikeda hit into the water.
The wind was that strong, and it was even tougher on the greens.
Dustin Johnson had another easy time as he tries to get in position for his third-straight victory, but he still has one more match to claim his group.
Ditto for Brooks Koepka, who has yet to see the last five holes in competition (Koepka has closed out both his matches on the 13th hole).
Jon Rahm and Sergio Garcia both won two matches and now square off today to see which Spaniard wins the group.
That also will be the case with Charl Schwartzel and Paul Casey, 2-0 in their groups and facing each other today.
“Now we get into the meat of this thing," Casey said. ”For me, it's straight knockout tomorrow [Friday].
“It's enjoyable," he added. "That's what I like and everything is on the line.”
Everything else is still up in the air.
With round-robin play (head-to-head results do not apply in case of a tie), there's a possibility of two-man, three-man, and even four-man playoffs to decide who advances out of group play into single elimination on the weekend.