I don’t like to travel. There, I’ve said it. That’s a load off my chest.
I also stole a piece of bubble gum from Perlette’s grocery store when I was five. It’s been weighing on my soul all these years, and I almost blurted out the truth on more than one occasion when people were kind to me.
If they only knew, I thought, they undoubtedly would reconsider their kindness.