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The perfect cure for what ails you

If your heart is aching or unsure of itself, if the world feels heavy and makes no sense, I happen to know a cure.

It's organic and homeopathic so it will treat the heart, the brain, the soles of your feet—and it comes with an infallible guarantee.

Follow my instructions closely.

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