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No fan of Oscar night

For those of you who enjoy the glitz and glamour of the Oscars, I suggest you stop reading right now and walk the dog, wash the bathroom mirror, or take the garbage out.

Make good use of your free time. Or take a nap if you prefer, though a nap often is considered a good use of one's time, especially if your eyelids are setting with the sun.

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