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Mastering the battle of the bulge

Moose sent me an e-mail the other day claiming that men are deep thinkers—and supported that argument with the hypothesis that the pain of childbirth did not hold a candle to the male equivalent of being kicked in the groin.

A good argument, sure. But since he has never given birth, as far as I know, he needs delve a little deeper into his thinking.

The truth of the matter is men don’t think that deeply. They are, in fact, managed by true deep thinkers—women (or, at least, men that can be trained).

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