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The bond around here sticks like glue

The news probably has been out there for a long time, but I just found that our ear lobes never stop growing.

That’s just great—there goes one more part of my body headed south without my consent.

Perhaps I could postpone the imminent downward droop with duct tape. Goodness knows the super adhesive is my back-up plan for putting other things in their place.

I’ve used duct tape to hold my baby toe against its digit neighbour so it didn’t hurt so bad after I broke the little buddy kicking a big rock that I couldn’t pick up.

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