Poop test kit.
I've been thinking a lot lately about those three words, mostly because I'm over 50 years of age—in fact, closer to 60 than 50 (how did that happen?!)—and four or more years overdue for colon cancer screening.
Why? Because I'm a procrastinator and as the doctor would say, “a reluctant attendee” to some (okay just this one) necessary duty of personal pro-health management.
Because let's face it, who wants to mess with a number two—on purpose?