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‘Biffy’, spider share spotlight

Never in a million years did I think I would call an outhouse with a roof and walls “deluxe.”

But having sat on a makeshift “box” out in the open in the middle of the bush on a very cold fall day, where anything with eyes can see me “do my do’s,” gives me licence to tout luxury in the upgrade taking shape in the wilderness camp where I spend some of my time.

Some would say I need to get out more but I can hardly wait to have to use the “loo”—and be able to go in and shut the door and latch it. It will be akin to a “Calgon take me away” moment.

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